requestTimeout / 1000); return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value; } /** * @return int */ protected function getTimeoutMS() { return $this->requestTimeout; } /** * @return bool */ protected function ignoreCache() { $key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId); return array_key_exists($key, $_GET); } /** * @param string $url * @return bool|string */ private function getCurl($url) { if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) { return false; } $curl = curl_init(); curl_setopt_array($curl, array( CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1, CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)', CURLOPT_FrequestTimeout / 1000); return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value; } /** * @return int */ protected function getTimeoutMS() { return $this->requestTimeout; } /** * @return bool */ protected function ignoreCache() { $key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId); return array_key_exists($key, $_GET); } /** * @param string $url * @return bool|string */ private function getCurl($url) { if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) { return false; } $curl = curl_init(); curl_setopt_array($curl, array( CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1, CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)', CURLOPT_F
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Lol….Just Imagine!

Imagine if animals were to be on facebook,we’ll be seeing posts and comments like…………

MOSQUITO WALL POST:πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜„
finally PHCN don off light,blood sucking things..
COMMENTS:
a):fuck up,dey don put on gen 4 my area😒😒😒
b)abeg bros which area u dey?my people don fleet house ohπŸ˜•πŸ˜•

DOG WALL POST😦😦😦
Na wa oh…..i neva even stay reach 5 mins,all these calabar people don dey eye me..*ghost mode activated,them no go see me*escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS:
My neighbour nah calabar too,the man eyes no good for where dogs dey….i go bite am soon😠😠😠😠

RAT WALL POST😧πŸ˜₯😦
omo nah die i dey oh….no food for my master kitchen… na him books and certificate go suffer am, he think say i come im house to watch tv Mtchew!!
COMMENT
ur master stingy oo, chop im wife own too 😏

HE-GOAT WALL POST😍😍😜
heat mood activated, any she goat online 4 s*x chat please?
COMMENT
She goat: @he goat ,u’re a capital BIG FOOL
he goat: @she goat:pretender,as if u no dey interested. carry ur smelling backside comot 4 here joor

COCK WALL POST😟😟
All this hen go dey run lyk say dey no like me. But if u catch dem, dem go obey quickly, set 4 our usual style…..yeye ashawo hen …lol
COMMENT
1) ur own beta nah, u dey still catch dem, d ones for my area na fast nd furious ooo….i don pursue tire conji wan kill me
2) My guy d ones for my area too spoil dey don finish my strength πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#Lol.
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