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When He Tries To Dump You Before Valentine’s Day (Hilarious Photo)

For the chicks in the house these are 4 sure steps to hook ur guys before val…

1) twerk for him on Feb 10

2) wear short skirt and do more twerking on Feb 11

3) do Unclad twerkiing on Feb 12, make sure there is a ‘rub’ then leave him hanging, tell him to wait for Val’s day that there would be full action

4) tell him what you want for val and wait for results

Believe me he would be calling u for val…he dey work wella.

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